A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling a little frisky, reaches over and gives his wife’s fronts a little...
70 year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came back with great results. Dr. Smith said, “George everything looks great physically....
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “Sisters of Mercy, House of call girls, 10 miles” Thinking it is some sort...
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even...
A woman, while touring a small South American country was shown a bullfight. The guide told her, “This is our number one sport.” The horrified woman...
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. ‘Come with me’, said...
A Sunday school teacher was giving her class the assignment for the next week. “Next Sunday,” she said, “we are going to talk about liars, and...
It had been raining for days and days, and a terrible flood had come over the land. The waters rose so high that one man was...
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away. “Where do you live?” asked...
Bubba got drunk and died in a fire in his trailer. He was so badly burned that the morgue needed someone to identify the body, so...