Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep...
A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink,...
There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to speed up. She was hanging on by the tail and cut her...
A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared, the boy seemed very intrigued by them. “Mommy, what’s that long thing...
A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds a door open. He goes in to the room to find a...
Wife: Okay, today’s Friday. Where’s your pay envelope? Husband: I already spent all my pay. I bought something for the house. Wife: What? What could you...
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them died of natural causes. In grief, the second monkey passed away two...
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog out to see if there are any ducks out in the pond....
It’s Halloween and everyone’s out trick-or-treating. A bartender is working the late-night shift at the bar. He looks outside and sees everyone in crazy costumes. He...
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep....