A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the protection display, and the boy asks, “What’s are...
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone...
A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged him out of the house,...
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to...
A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and...
Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for many years. Suddenly a funeral procession came down the road. The one...
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. “I would do anything to pass this exam.”...
Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles he and his wife had acquired over their long years of marriage....
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and put his hand out the window to check. As he did so...
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked to give his friends a brief account of the benefits of a...