During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: “Look, I’ll give you $100 if you’ll change the wedding vows. When you...
A retired gentleman went to the social security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver’s license to...
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in...
The story of the 3 Oxford students skinny dipping in the river back in the 1800’s. A boatload of ladies paddles by. Two guys put their...
Two multimillionaire friends met up for lunch and started chatting. “So how’s your home life?” asks the first multimillionaire. “Couldn’t be better,” replies the second multimillionaire....
A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him. “Why do we have to learn this...
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making...
There were 3 guys that was sentenced to 5 years in prison under solitary confinement. Feeling sorry for them, the warden allows them a request each....
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. The desk sergeant replied,...
A vacuum cleaner salesman came to my door, out of nothing poured a bag of dog sh*t on my carpet without asking my permission and said,...