So I asked my girlfriend what she would want for her birthday next week. She said: “Well, I dreamt of a golden ring with lots of...
Old lady on a cruise… The old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight so that it would...
Man and woman are out on a dinner date. Waiter: “What will you be having tonight ma’am?” Woman: “I’ll have the salad, no nuts please.” Waiter:...
Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl replied with a loud voice, “NO, I DON ‘T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!”...
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke to find her mother...
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies,...
The ice on the river was in perfect condition. A small boy, with his skates on his arm, knocked at the door of the Civil War...
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave...
Two cowboys came upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other,...
Jack and Suzie, both in their seventies, are driving to the beach when they decide to stop at a nice restaurant for a bite to eat....