A Blonde woman is walking two dogs, one White and the other Black. An Old lady walking down the same street notices them and since it’s...
A husband was sitting on the sofa one afternoon when his wife came up behind him and whacked him on the head. The husband asked ‘What...
A Cajun named Jean Paul moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the...
A guy is seeking enlightenment and goes to a monastery and speaks to the head monk. The monk says, “You must take a vow of silence...
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My husband and i were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and theatre. Having been burgled in the past, we...
A monocle walks into a bar. After a few drinks he starts to feel pretty good (and a little uncoordinated). He reaches for a cigarette, but...
Carl is in the 10th year of a life sentence when he gets a new cellmate, Jim. …after taking some time to size Jim up and...
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in...
1) Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You...