A small town man decides to go to the city. He’s a self sufficient guy so this is a rare occurrence, however finding himself low on...
A man goes to take out a loan. The loan officer comes over immediately. “How can I help you, sir?” he asks. “I’m going out of...
A squirrel joined the service of the King of the Forest, the lion. He did whatever work was given him, quickly and well. The lion became...
John was a loyal choir member, but he could not carry a tune. To make things worse, he sang loud and made others sing off key....
You’ll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of baking soda, a...
An old man suddenly arrived in a burst of flames, looking confused and lost. The Devil looked at his paperwork, and frowned. He was unable to...
The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn’t paying proper wages to his Deckhand, so they sent an agent to investigate him. IRS AGENT: “I need...
Little Johnny says, “All right. I got one. There’s a horse and chicken playing in the meadow and the horse falls into the quicksand. He says...
The night before the inauguration he calls his mother. “Mom, I’d love for you to come visit for the inauguration and stay with me for a...
A physicist, a chemist, and a statistician walk into an office to discover the trash can is on fire. The physicist announces “We must put the...