As he’s standing at the Pearly Gates, he notices a huge wall of clocks behind St Peter. He asked, “What are all those clocks?” St Peter...
A Montana cowboy was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud toward him. The...
An atheist dies and goes to hell and notices he’s in a lush park with butterflies, his physical body has transformed back into its prime, and...
A kid from Louisiana moves to California and is looking for a job. The manager asks, “Do you have any sales experience?” The kid says,...
God decides it’s finally time to send Jesus back to Earth. Poof! All of a sudden, Jesus finds himself on the side of a road...
I was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars...
Two priests decided to go to Hawaii on vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them...
A Blonde Guy walks into a bar very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks, “what’s the matter?” The Blonde...
There’s a woman sitting in the vets with her small dog. A young girl, with a great Dane comes in and sits beside her. As they...
A Guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy....