A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car...
A female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for...
A bakery owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong . One day a young man enters the store,...
So after landing my new job as a Walmart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day. About two hours into...
A bear is chasing a squirrel in the woods. They cross a river when, all of a sudden, the river genie appears. Genie: “Well, alright. Two...
The first nun says: “Forgive me father, for I have sinned Last night, a homeless man sought shelter in our walls, so we gave him a...
A worried father calls the family doctor because he thinks his teen son has caught a disease. “I think he got it from the maid,” says...
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. So the new rooster struts over to the old...
John decided to go skiing with his buddy, Keith. So they loaded up John’s minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got...
Surely we weren’t that bad?” they ask themselves. “There has to be something we can do to get out of here.” Satan suddenly appears and says...