Three drunks get into a taxi and tell the driver where to go. The driver has an idea of the address so he starts the engine,...
A woman goes to a doctors and says, “Doctor, I’ve got a problem. You see, I was born with 3 fanny. What can you do for...
A Captain in the foreign legion was transfered to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out...
One day, when Billy came home from school, his mom asked him how his day went. He said, “We’re learning about love education.” She smiled, and...
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally...
At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge. The judge said, “State your name, occupation, and the charge.” The defendant said,...
Two lovers fall on hard times and decided to rob a bank together. The first lover plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the...
A policeman is on scene at a terrible accident – body parts everywhere. He is making his notes of where the pieces are and comes across...
Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a cathouse. Suddenly, they saw a rabbi walk up to the front door, glance around and duck...
The priest was preparing a man for his long day’s journey into night. Whispering firmly, the priest said, “Denounce the Devil! Let him know how little...