An accountant is in a car travelling with a farmer client around his farm. They pass a large mob of sheep and the farmer says, “You...
One spring day, a fish was swimming about a foot below the surface of a lake and saw a fly hovering just out of striking distance....
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past, looks up and says to the monkey “Hey, what’re you doing?”...
One day a farmer decided that he wanted to expand his chicken farm. In order to do this, he needed a stud rooster. He asked around...
An elephant and a mouse are walking through a forest… Then suddenly the elephant falls through a trap hole and can’t get out. The mouse starts...
Out in the country, there lived a farmer whose daughter was the most beautiful woman in the county. When she was of marrying age the farmer...
A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynaecologist. “Come now,” coaxed the doctor, “you’ve been seeing me for years. There’s nothing you can’t tell...
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who’s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather...
A man is driving down the highway past a farm. He glances into the vast fields and sees a farmer bang a sheep. He is utterly...
When NASA was preparing for the Apollo project, some of the training of the astronauts took place on a Navajo reservation. One day, a Navajo elder...