An old woman was flying from Melbourne to Brisbane … Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sydney. The flight attendant explained that there would be a...
Little Johnny goes to talk to his professor about his grade. The Johnny comes up to the professor, “What is this, why did your grade mean...
A farmer is in the middle of plowing his field when his tractor runs out of gas. He needs to get back to the farm, but...
In a convent in Kenya , the 98-year-old Mother Superior lay dying. The nuns gathered around her bed trying to make her last journey comfortable. They...
A man goes into the doctor feeling a little ill. The doctor checks him over and says, “Sorry, I have some bad news… you have Yellow...
An Australian ventriloquist visiting New Zealand walks into a small village and sees an old farmer sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he’ll...
An old farmer died leaving his 17 horses to his 3 sons. When his sons opened up the will it read: ‘My eldest son should get...
An old lady went to a bank intending to withdraw money The old lady handed her bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would...
The pastor had a kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard and then was afraid to come down. The pastor coaxed, offered warm milk,...
The Lion, King of the jungle is having his birthday party! He furiously instructs the leopard to not let anyone inside his party except if they...