A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?” :...
An old station hand named Billy was overseeing his stock in a remote pasture in the outback when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out...
One of them starts to boast about his track record “In the last 15 races, I’ve won 8 of them!” Another horse breaks in, “Well, in...
Three old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home when an old Grandpa walked by. One of the old Grandmas yelled out, ‘Hey,...
Little Johnny and Billy are walking to the church for the Sunday prayer. Billy wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying: Little...
So a truck driver is driving through the country when he sees a penguin in the middle of the road. He pulls over and looks around,...
heading downtown to go to the movies, when a young punk got on. She had spiked, multi-colored hair that was green, purple, and orange. Her clothes...
An old Italian man goes to church for confession, he starts “Father forgive me for I have sinned. During the war I hid a young Jewish...
The vast majorities of men don’t even think about selecting gifts until Christmas Eve and only go for a last-minute shopping spree. A man would inevitably...
A couple who work at the circus go to an adoption agency. Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability. The couple produces photos of their...