An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a seat. As the bus shakes and rattles, the old man’s cane slips...
A little girl and her mother are at church when the little girl starts to feel sick. Her mother tells her to go throw up in...
He tried every excuse he could think of but none of them worked. On the day of the trial he decided to give it one more...
A couple of guys from West are out in the woods hunting when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing,...
The first surgeon said, “I like operating on librarians. When you open them up, everything is in alphabetical order”. The second surgeon said, “I like operating...
Paddy and murphy were watching a John Wayne movie: Paddy said to Murphy “I bet you €5 John Wayne falls off this horse and the horse...
But the left arm is a lot longer than the right arm,” he complained. “That’s why the suit is such a bargain,” the sales clerk explained...
As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper...
One day this Swedish guy walks into a dingy little storefront travel agency, holds up a page out of a newspaper, and says: “You say in...
Phillip opened the back door to go turn off the light, but he then saw that there were 3 men breaking into his garage. He called...