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It’s a summer holiday weekend and a man walks into a butcher shop that has a sign in the window saying “Ground Sirloin: 29 cents per...
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain...
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells her “Go do something to prove them wrong! Why...
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself at the bar, he asked her to dance. She agreed and they...
Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot. The Indian man said to the American, “You know my...
An expert on whales was telling friends about some of the unusual findings he had made. “For instance,” he said, “some whales can communicate at a...
A Midwest farmer was describing his lifestyle to a touring group of city folks. “One of the benefits of this profession,” he explained, “is that we...
A doctor had just finished a marathon mating session with one of his patients. He was resting afterwards and was feeling a bit guilty because he...
A man walks into a tattoo parlor and says he would like a $100 dollar bill on his tool. Well the tattoo artist laughs and says...
A guy is sitting in a bar next to a really ugly woman. She has a parrot on her shoulder. Woman says: If you can tell...
