A business man packing for a trip glances in his briefcase. “Honey?” “Yes, darling?” “Honey,” he says, in mild exasperation, “why do you persist in putting...
“That damn husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he lost the rent money playing poker,” the housewife told a neighbor. “You...
A man boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices that...
A shy man was feeling a little lucky and decided to ask the subdued provocative librarian about seduction as he tended to be oblique in his...
A guy, short of money asked a man what he could do to earn some. The man replied, “I’ll give you $1000 if you do three...
A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a bastard bank with a shot gun. “Open the bang safe!” he yells at the girl behind the counter....
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course lined with million-dollar houses. On the third tee, the husband said, “Honey, be...
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign that says, “Get gas and free mating here”. So obviously the guy was interested,...
One day John looks over the fence and spies Sam’s wife, unclothed, watering the garden. When Sam gets home from work, John brags to him that...
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally...