A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the bar asked him what happened. “I did a terrible thing,” sniffed the...
A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde on his arm. “Show the lady your finest mink!” the fellow exclaims....
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office. “How was work, dear?” his wife asks. “Listen! I don’t want to...
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and...
Claire was becoming frustrated with her husband’s insistence that they always have making love in the dark. Hoping to rid him of his inhibitions, during a...
An 85-year old man is having his annual checkup. The Doctor asks him how he is feeling. “I’ve got an eighteen-year old bride who’s pregnant with...
A young couple got married, and in their family, it was tradition that the best man dance with the bride for the first song. Well, this...
There was a small boy who was put to bed by his parents. The boy had a nightmare, and got out of bed to go to...
A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn’t wanted to have making love with him for the past six months. The doctor...
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with six children and 13 grandchildren. Last night i had an affair and...