Following a woman with a dog out of the movie theater, a man stopped her and said, “I’m sorry to bother you, but I was amazed...
A woman in her eighties made the evening news because she was getting married for the fourth time. The following day she was being interviewed by...
A husband and wife go visit a marriage counselor. First, the wife speaks to the counselor alone. The counselor asks, “You say you’ve been married 20...
A guy walks into a bar and says “Give me a shot of your finest Whiskey, and pour one for yourself on me!” The bartender is...
An MIT linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. “In English,” he said, “a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such...
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee,...
A woman asks her husband if he would remarry if she died The husband said, “um, we all need someone, so I guess, yeah.” The wife...
A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked the...
Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each… The villagers, seeing...
Two Irishman are lost at sea in a lifeboat. One finds a lamp and rubs it to find a genie who offers them one wish. Before...