A plumber attended to a leaking faucet at the neurosurgeon’s house. After a two-minute job the plumber demanded $150. The neurosurgeon exclaimed, ‘I don’t charge this...
The following is taken from a Florida newspaper: A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the house in...
One day, a father gets out of work and on his way home he remembers it’s his daughter’s birthday. He pulls over to a toy store...
A married couple on a tight budget were shopping in a supermarket. The husband picks up a case of beer and places it in their shopping...
For the past 20 years my wife has been complaining about me not putting the cap back on the toothpaste. Last anniversary, I decided to change...
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s party. He is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn’t taste like alcohol at...
A man and his wife were cleaning out their attic when the man found a shoe repair stub in the pocket of an old jacket. “Hey...
Always self-conscious of his lack of ears, whenever Andy Brown would interview a future employee, he would ask him, “What do you notice different about me?”...
Morty and Selma, an elderly couple, were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer...
A bloke knocks off and heads home. It’s a foul night, with rain bucketing down, lightning flashing and thunder crashing. He sees a woman on the...