One evening, on her first date, a blond went to an amusement park with her boyfriend. After they went on the roundabout, the boy said, “What...
Fifteen minutes into a cross-country flight, the plane’s captain announces over the intercom, “Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to...
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions…. Officer: What’s 2+2? Blonde: Ummmmm… 4!...
Two brothers, Shawn and Curt, went fishing. Every time Shawn threw his hook in, he caught a fish, but Curt didn’t have the same success. By...
Three men, two brunettes and a blond, are being chased by a tiger through the jungle. They get to a river and have two choices: 1....
A brunette, blonde and a redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells them there is a magic mirror in the back room and if you...
There’s a blonde and a brunette working for a painting company. They need to paint the yellow lines on a road by hand for the city...
A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased’s wife...
A smart blonde (no, that’s not the joke) goes into a bank in New York and asks if she can take out a loan of $1000....
A blonde was recently fired from her cashier job, because she kept stealing money from the register. She went looking for work the next day. A...