Two blondes rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day they caught 30 fish. One blonde said to her friend, “Mark this...
A young couple moved into a new neighborhood. The next morning while they are eating breakfast, the young woman sees her neighbor hanging the wash outside....
Irishman was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his cell phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as...
An old man lived alone his only son was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son. Dear Son, I am feeling pretty...
There was a scientist working away in obscurity for years with peculiar experiments on spiders. After years and years he placed an advertisement in several academic...
An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night and sometimes later, she was always complaining about something. The only...
While golfing, I accidentally overturned my golf cart. A very attractive female golfer, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise and...
One day a blonde walks into a doctors office with both of her ears burnt. The doctor asks her what had happened. She says, “well… when...
A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came over the car’s radio telling them to disperse...
A man walked into a brothel and told the Madam he wanted a woman who had AIDS, Herb, and herpes. He showed her a wad of...