There was once a woman who was married to a man who would make extremely loud and disgusting farts every morning as soon as he woke...
Two couples were playing a round of poker one summer night, when one of the husbands, Bob, accidentally dropped a few of his chips on the...
Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven.” Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If...
Two physicians boarded a flight out of Seattle. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, an attorney...
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When...
Kevin gets a New Secretary. A few days later his wife learns of this this new hire, and so he faces a volley of rapid, suspicious...
Today at the drugstore, the clerk was a gent. From my purchase, this chap took off 10 percent. I asked for the cause of a lesser...
I’ve lived a few years in my home, and the pretty neighbour next door and I always flirted with each other, despite her being married. One...
A blonde’s car gets a flat tyre on the Interstate one day. So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps...
One day, in line at the cafeteria, Bob says to Stanley behind him, “My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I better see a doctor.” “Listen,...