Son Says: Daddy, how was I born? Dad Says: Ah, well, my son, one day you will need to find out anyway… Mom and dad got...
Dead Penguins – I never knew this! Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica? Where do they go?...
Three ladies were on a flight when suddenly the captain announced ” Please prepare for a crash landing “. The first lady put on all her...
Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the River. After a few hours just lying about, the smaller one turned to the bigger...
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions of a knowledgeable police officer. Arrives at destination presently. HIS: Pulls off at wrong exit absolutely...
A Guy walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender. Just as the bartender is about to ask the customer for his order he...
Jones took his nymphomaniac wife to the doctor for treatment. “This is one hot potato of a lady, doctor, ” he said. “Maybe you can do...
“Don’t be afraid of the dog,” said the lady to Little Johnny, who was delivering her groceries. “You know the old proverb, ‘A barking dog never...
Two men were golfing, and the fairway of the hole they were playing was adjacent to a road. The first man was setting up for his...
I think, I’m going to lose my drivers license and all just because of a stupid police officer. The conversation went like this, when I...