An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and a homely brunette are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps....
A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift. Early the next morning,...
Three guys go in for a job interview, all at the same office. The first one goes in for his interview and the interviewer says, “What’s...
Melissa went up to her college professor, ready to contest the grade she received in the class. “I don’t understand why my grade was so low....
One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered. “May I speak to your parents?” “They’re busy.” “Oh. Is anybody else there?” “The police.” “Can...
Three vampires are having a competition to find out who’s the most vicious vampire amongst them. The first one says, “Watch this,” He flies fast, at...
During his physical, the doctor asked the patient about his daily activity level. He described a typical day this way: ‘Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along...
One Christmas Eve, many decades ago, Santa Claus announced to his elves, “I’m supposed to begin my annual flight in one hour. But there are still...
There was a man in Jamaica who had only one. Jamaicans being Jamaicans gave him the street name One stone. He hated that name and asked...
He saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her and said, “Can you please help me, I don’t know what Hole I’m on.”...