In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he’s driving a car. The nurse asks him, “Charlie, what...
He says, “Doc, I want to be . ” Doc says, “Look, I don’t know what kind of cult you’re into or what your motives...
When he got there, he asked a cashier, “What aisle are the…” “…raisins in?” she asked. “How… how did you know?” “I am a psychic. I...
A wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine once and looking outside from his car’s windows. Suddenly, he saw two men along the roadside, and upon...
Johnny and Susie were playing , wondering why they have different “parts” When Johnny got home he asked his mother why he had a stick and...
A beautiful woman approaches him. The woman asks the man, “How would you like to get out of here?” and the man is stunned. He never...
A British soldier returns from war after 4 years against the Germans. His faithful wife, longing for all these years, dresses up in her sheerest ,...
He skids on the road and crashes into a ditch. He gets out unharmed and looks at his car in dismay. A few minutes later an...
A Muslim, a Hindu and a lawyer are travelling through the desert… They’ve tried to make good time in their travels, but find that night will...
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. He can’t believe this guy would just stand around on the...