A man was riding on a full bus minding his own business when the gorgeous woman next to him started to her baby. The baby wouldn’t...
A man walks by a 5 star restaurant and sees a sign on the window that says “piano player wanted” He asks to speak to the...
A 17 year old guy walks into a drug store. He says “I’ve been invited to Christmas dinner at my new girlfriend’s house. Afterwards I hope...
Adam and Eve are walking through the Garden of Eden for the first time. They marvel at the beauty. Waterfalls, beautiful plants, trees, and animals, and...
“Doc, I think my son has ,” a patient told his urologist on the phone. “The only woman he’s make love is our maid.” “OK, don’t...
An atheist was walking through the woods. “What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!” he said to himself. As he was walking alongside the...
Did you hear about the shy guy who called an call girl service? Well, a beautiful woman knocked on his hotel door and he let her...
An American, an Indian, and a Russian end up in Hell and plead to the devil that they don’t belong here. The devil, bored, makes them...
A bodybuilder takes off his shirt and starts flexing in front of a blonde woman. She exclaims… “Wow, what a great chest you have!” “He says,...
One day a blind man goes to a restaurant. The server asked him if he’d like to see the menu. The blind man says: “no,...