A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and looks sensational. On her way home, she stops at a...
A koala is sitting in a tree smoking. A lizard comes walking by, smells the weed, looks up and says “hey man, can I hit that?”...
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two...
A guy who has a bad stutter goes to the doctor, he says “ doccttrr I have ttttoo gettt rid ooooff my stttuter ccccan you hhhhelp...
A guy was in an elevator one day & noticed an attractive woman running to make it before the door closed. He held the door for...
Mr. Johnson boarded a plane to New York City. He was about to sit down in the aisle seat he had booked when he saw a...
Here’s a heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little girl and some construction workers. This will make you believe that we CAN make a...
A sixteen year-old boy came home with a brand new Ford F150. His parents look at the truck and ask, “Where did you get that truck?!”...
Guy has a tapeworm in his intestine and tries many doctors but everybody fails to remove. Finally he tries an alternative doctor whom everybody recommended heavily...
A lady decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice luxurious hotel. When she checked out...