A cop sees an old woman carrying two large sacks. One of the sacks has a hole and is leaking 20 dollar bills. The cop asks...
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, “It’s the...
A chicken goes into the library, walks up to the librarian, and says, “Book.” The librarian says, “You want a book?” “Book.”“Any book?”“Book.” So the librarian...
An Aussie truckie walks into an outback cafe with a full-grown emu behind him. The waitress asks them for their orders. The truckie says, ‘A hamburger,...
This comes from 2 maths teachers with a combined total of 70 years experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic. This is a strictly ….. mathematical...
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades. One knight told his best friend, “My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women...
A man in Sydney walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in...
A city guy buys a ranch. He sits on the porch of his new house taking in the fresh country air when a dusty truck pulls...
A Vicar goes to the dentist for a set of false teeth. The first Sunday after he gets his new teeth, he talks for only eight...
A fellow is browsing in a pet store, and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch: It doesn’t have any feet or legs. The guy...