The little Johnny was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store: As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked....
A magician is working on a Cruise Ship… With him, he has a parrot to spice up his routine. Sadly, the parrot has the habit...
An Irish priest was transferred to Texas. Father O’Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new west Texas...
A man goes to visit his grandpa in hospital. “How are you grandpa? he asks. “Feeling fine,” says the old man. “What’s the food like?” “Terrific,...
The weather was very hot and this man wanted desperately to take a dive in a nearby lake. He didn’t bring his swimming outfit, but...
There was a party in the woods and, all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain. Two young men ran for about 10...
A man was driving through west Texas one spring evening. The road was deserted and he had not seen a soul for what seemed like hours....
Hints on how to liven up your idle hours to maintain a healthy level of insanity: 1. At lunch time, sit In your parked car...
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which...
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbour of...