While waiting at a bus stop for a bus, a woman stepped onto a weight machine that told your fortune and weight for a quarter....
There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a...
A young blonde was on vacation in the swamps of Louisiana. She really wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes to bring back for her...
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: “Hi, how are you?” I’m not the type to start...
Hello! Is this Gino’s Pizza? No sir – it’s Google Pizza. I must have dialled a wrong number. Sorry. No sir – Google bought Gino’s...
Three girls died and were brought to the Gates of Heaven. Upon entering the gate, they were halted by St. Peter and his obedient angel....
Woman: “Do you drink beer?” Man: “Yes.” Woman: “How many beers a day?” Man: “Usually about three” Woman: “How much do you pay per...
Three Scots and three Irishmen are travelling by train to a conference. At the station, the three Irishmen each buy tickets and watch as the...
A young man named Chuck bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next...
It was raining hard and a big puddle had formed in front of an Irish pub. An old man stood beside the puddle holding a...