A little boy goes to his dad and asks, “What is politics?” The dad says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m...
Little Johnny and his grandmother were shopping in a department store. Little Johnny wanted to go to the toy department, but grandmother said that they had...
A student goes to talk to his professor about the grade on his exam. He walks up and says, “What is this? Why did you...
Paddy bought a camel from a farmer for $100.The farmer agreed to deliver the camel the next day. In the morning he drove up and said,...
A fellow stuck his head into a barbershop and asked,“How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looked around the shop full of customer...
A drover, who just moved to Queensland from Victoria, walks into a bar and orders three glasses. He sits in the back of the room, drinking...
Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me yet again, asking why I didn’t do something useful with my time. “Like sitting around the pool and drinking wine is...
An Irish builder employed a young apprentice. His first job was to nail weatherboards onto a shed. The builder showed him how to align, support and...
An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning ’til night she was always complaining about something. The only time he got...
She’s single, she’s shapely, she’s beautiful and she lives right across the street. I can see her place from my kitchen window. I watched as she...