A cop waited outside a popular pub hoping to nab a drunk-driver. At closing time, as everyone came out, he spotted his potential quarry. The man...
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a...
All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up from their beer and whiskey, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north. The bartender says,...
Two Irishmen from Galway were looking at a mail order catalog and admiring the pictures of the models. I think that’s something that all men...
I got the craving for a McDonald’s Big Mac about a week ago and went to our local McDonald’s drive-through. The girl who took my order...
A woman runs into a doctor’s office and says, “Doctor! You have to help me! Everywhere I touch on my body it hurts!” The doctor replies,...
There once were two Irishmen, named Shawn and Pat, who were the best of friends. During one particular night of revelry, the two agreed that when...
It was Postman Pat’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail Through all kinds of weather to the same villages and...
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a c, then walks out of the store laughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird but there are...
Henry was doing math homework, saying to himself… “2+5, the son of a is 7” “3+6, the son of a is 9” His mother heard this...