Little Johnny is pulling his wagon up a hill when one of the back wheels falls off and rolls down the hill. The Little Johnny says:...
While sports fishing off the Florida coast. A tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned...
An old man, Mr Wallace, was living in a nursing home. One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked him if...
A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favour?” “Of course. What may I do...
Little Johnny is sitting in class and the teacher is going over the alphabet. Knowing the kind of kid Johnny is, the teacher is careful about...
Little Johnny is sitting in class one day, and the teacher is going to go over agricultural stuff, like farms, and whatnot. So she asks the...
There was a zebra who had lived her entire life in a zoo and was getting on in age so the zookeeper decided as a treat...
Two guys meet: “Where were you lost my friend? says one of them.” “Well, I took my kids to the zoo…” “And what kind of...
Three men were discussing ageing at the pub. Sixty is the worst age to be,” said the 60- year-old. “You always feel like you have to...
An earwig was in the football team as a sub and they were drawing. One of his teammates got injured and the coach told the earwig...