A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla in a tree. He called a gorilla removal service and soon a...
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once...
An elderly man paddy goes into a pharmacy – reaches into his pocket and takes out a small Irish whiskey bottle and a teaspoon. He pours...
There was once this cowboy riding through the wild west: One day, off in the distance, he sees a small cloud of dust. So he rides...
Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher. She says, “Hello class, I’m Mrs. Prussy. When you...
One day, an elderly man Jimmy was walking down Main Street when he saw his old buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up...
Dave was staring sadly into his beer and sighed heavily. “What’s up Dave?” asked the bartender…It’s not like you to be so down in the...
A lady walked into a pet shop demanding a parrot. The owner of the shop says “We have 2 kinds of parrots, one repeats everything...
A middle-aged male professor receives a knock on the door of his office on campus. After fumbling about for a few moments, he opens the door...
Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel’s ear and she said, “Mabel, did you know you’ve...