The woodland animals decide to open a public restroom. They all participate as best they can to build it, and Owl, the mayor of the...
A drunk staggers into a diner and orders a couple of eggs. The waiter, suspecting that they’ve run out, goes back to question the chef. “Hey,...
Once a man goes to a shop to buy a parrot. He asks the shop owner price of the Parrot: Shop owner: Rs. 500 Customer: Why...
An elderly retired Marine Fighter Pilot moved into a retirement community where good looking eligible men were at a premium. After he had been there for...
Two elderly gentlemen, who had been without for several years, decided that they needed to visit a wh0rehouse. When they arrived at the house, the Madame...
Little Johnny and Billy are walking to the church for the Sunday prayer. Billy wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying: Little...
The only cow in a small Kentucky town stopped giving milk. The people did some research and found that they could buy a cow just across...
A beautiful woman is sitting next to the little johnny on a plane. There is terrible turbulence and then the plane goes into a sudden...
An old English pub used to keep a bowl of snuff on the bar so that all the old boys could clear their noses. One day...
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man picks up with the speakerphone...