One day, a class of third-graders from the city were taking a field trip to the country to visit a small farm. The kids...
An elderly woman hurried to the pharmacy to get medication, got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys inside: The elderly...
One day a gorilla escaped from the zoo, prompting a huge search of the district and appeals on radio, television and in the newspapers. He was...
Jimmie, an 80-year-old gentleman, retired to Florida after his wife of 58 years had passed away. He was quite alone in the world and longed for...
Little Johnny sees His father sitting, reading the paper. He goes up to his father and says “Daddy, where do babies come from?” The father says...
A school teacher asked her students to make a sentence containing the expression “I presume”. One little girl held up her hand and said: “Yesterday my...
Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning. He got to thinking about things, and asked, “Mommy, why does Daddy have so little hair on his head?”...
One Day the lion wakes up in the jungle and finds that a tool is missing, he goes to an elephant and asks, “Have you seen...
A very cranky old woman was arrested for shoplifting at a grocery store. She gave everyone a hard time, from the store manager to the security...
Shamus and Murphy two elderly friends fancied a pint or two but didn’t have a lot of money between them. they could only raise the staggering...