An old woman walks into a tattoo shop, looks directly at the artist and says “I want to get a tattoo”. The artist hesitantly replies “Well,...
Two West Australian rednecks were out hunting, and as they were walking along when they came upon a huge hole in the ground. They approached it...
At school Little Johnny’s class is learning about medicines. Sister Catherine, the teacher, asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know and what they are...
There is the 50th birthday of a man and he wasn’t feeling too good that morning. He went to breakfast knowing his wife would be pleasant...
A gorilla was walking through the jungle when he came across a deer eating grass in a clearing. The gorilla roared, “Who is the king of...
Ethel checked into a Motel on her 65th Birthday, she was lonely, a little depressed at her advancing age so decided to risk an adventure....
An elderly lady were riding around town with a sign on the top of their car that read: “Two – $50.00.” A police officer, seeing the...
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found...
The Little Johnny, his uncle, and a cat on a farm. So, a father comes home to Little Johnny one day and says that they’ll have...
Little Johnny and his girlfriend are on the phone. Little Johnny says “Hey, babe wanna get a bit naughty tonight,” Little Zoe says “Yeah, why not...