Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: “Your getting really big, I mean...
A salesman dropped in to see a business customer. Not a soul was in the office except a big dog emptying wastebaskets. The salesman stared at...
There are Two Young men and an old man. Satan tells them that they can only leave hell if he can’t do what they ask: The...
A cocky DEA told a rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.” The rancher said, “Okay, but don’t go in that field...
A man ordered a voice automated robot car that does anything he tells it to do correctly without any error. He got the car and became...
After taking his seat on a plane, A young man was startled to see a pigeon strapped in next to him. After take-off, he asked the...
Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and pauses....
A woman takes her 4-year-old son in for his yearly well-child visit to the doctor. The doctor asks the little boy, “Do you know your...
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for...
The donkey said to the tiger: – “The grass is blue”. The tiger replied: – “No, the grass is green.” The discussion heated up, and the...