A little Johnny and a little Susie attended the same school and became friends.. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered...
After a round of golf, Four older ladies sat around the clubhouse chatting. After noticing them, a regular golf pro approached them and asked: “How did...
A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called and that on the few occasions,...
A Little Susie came home from school one day. Her mom asks “How was school today sweetie?” “GOOD! Johnny showed me his pen on the playground!”...
A very drunk elderly lady walked into a bar shortly before closing time, sat at the bar and ordered, “Barbender, barbender, I would like a Martoutsy.”...
An elderly lady was invited to an old friend home for dinner one evening. She was impressed by the way her lady friend preceded every request...
A rat swallowed a diamond and the owner of the diamond contracted a man to kill the rat. When the rat hunter arrived to kill the...
Little Johnny was wondering one day and decided to ask his dad… “Dad, how come big dogs can make little dogs and big cats can...
An old man spends a fortune on a horse that is supposed to be an amazing stallion. He is told the horse will impregnate 20-30 female...
Little Johnny stopped by the corner grocery store and read his list to the clerk. “10 pounds of sugar at $1.25 a pound; 4 pounds of...