During class, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asks the students… “Students, If you were on a date, having supper with a nice young lady,...
A man was driving at 80 kph one day when he was passed by a 3-legged chicken. He accelerated and passed the chicken. Three minutes...
A parrot developed the bad habit of the farmer’s hens, making them quit laying. The farmer tells the parrot if he does it again he will...
A lawyer runs a stop sign in Dublin and, quite rightly, gets pulled over by an Irish Garda. He thinks that he is smarter than that...
A teacher was helping her students with a math problem. She recited the following story: “There are three birds sitting on a wire. A hunter shoots...
The teacher addresses a student and asks: “How many kidneys do we have?” “Four!”, The backbencher student responds. “Four? Haha,” The teacher was one of those...
A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks...
One day an old lady won the lottery and bought a mansion. She would wake up every day in her mansion lonely So one day the...
A little old lady tried to phone her local bank but was put through instead to the bank call centre. “Is that the High Street branch?”...
When the teacher entered the class little Jonny slowly said: “Sir excuse me; your zipper is open.” So the teacher thanked him and fastened his zipper....