A man in the bar offers to bet anyone $100 that his dog can talk. At first everyone is dubious, but after the man clarifies he...
Paddy and Mick, two elderly friends were having a few beers at the bar together recounting old times when the call of nature caused them to...
Little Johnny was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can a man marry?” “Sixteen,” the Little Johnny responded....
A farmer’s only donkey ran away in the forest. He packed up a few days ration and ventured into the jungle to find his animal. He...
A primary school teacher in the Bronx decided to see how many of the city kids knew what sounds farm animals made. She asked the kids...
Ethel and Mabel, two elderly widows, were watching the folks go by from their park bench. Ethel said, “You know, Mabel, I’ve been reading this Marriage’...
Little Johny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the...
An couple, a priest, and a doctor walk into a bar. As they are sitting down and drinking, they eventually start talking about conception and the...
Little Johnny was playing with his favourite car out front of his house when he accidentally lost it down the drain. Johnny starts swearing his head...
A lady and her dog were enjoying a stroll in the park. when her dog was mounted from behind by a large . The was really...