A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny,...
A little boy Little Johnny walks into the lounge one Sunday morning while his dad is reading the paper……“Where does poo come from?” he asks. The...
There was an old man named Bozo, and all he had was a female donkey. One day he wins the lottery and gets $50,000. He doesn’t...
It was three o’clock in the morning, and the receptionist at a posh hotel was just dozing off when a little old lady comes running towards...
A young boy enters a barbershop and the barber whispers to his Customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it...
A little field mouse was running across a field one day when all at once an eagle swooped down and swallowed him whole. After a little...
One day there were two men. One was driving a Mercedes Benz and the other was riding a horse, both waiting at the traffic light. The...
One night, Joe brought home a dozen red roses to his wife. “How lovely, dear,” she said, “what’s the occasion?” “I want to make love to...
Little Johnny is passing his parents’ bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and...
Little Johnny, a city boy, goes to visit his grandpa on the farm. On his first day there, he goes to his grandfather: “Oy, gramps, your...