“One night a state cop saw a car going only 22 miles per hour. He pulled the car over. When he approached the driver’s side, he...
After church, Johnny tells his parents he has to go and talk to the minister right away. They agree, and the pastor greets the family. “Pastor,”...
A dad and Little Johnny are at the zoo. They’re at the elephant enclosure and the Little Johnny points to the elephants trunk and says, “Daddy,...
A bear was driving a truck on the highway… Suddenly he saw a rabbit riding a sports motorcycle and overtaking the truck from the wrong side....
After World War II, an American soldier was going back to London from the front. He was on a very crowded train and was...
An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in her wheelchair making sounds like she’s driving a car. As she’s...
Little Johnny watched his daddy’s car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and...
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, “How...
A millionaire had a collection of live alligators. He kept them in a pool at the back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful...
Husband decided to do yoga. As he was getting ready, the wife wakes up and opened her eyes. So the husband asked her, “Honey, would you...