God received a delegation of animals complaining of their lot in life. There was an elephant, a giraffe, and a hen. The elephant complained, “Lord, I...
When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had....
A 65-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk. The Receptionist said, Yes sir, what are you seeing the Doctor for today?’...
Husband arrives home from work to his wife with a broken leg. Hubby: How are you doing?? Wife: Fine. Hey, do me a favour.. Go upstairs...
At school, when little Johnny sees little Suzy he asks her if she’ll climb the flag pole. When she tells him “No”, he offers her $1...
Two guys are driving along in a car when they see two dogs in someone’s yard. The driver says, “That is great. My wife and I...
Once the Little Johnny was watching his mother take a bath. As she got out to dry off, he notices her upper torso he asks “Momma,...
Paddy and Murphy were watching a movie: Paddy said to Murphy. “I bet you €5 John Wayne falls off this horse and the horse goes over...
Little Johnny was sitting around watching cartoons one Saturday morning, When all of a sudden a wedding came on TV and he sat watching it for...
A chicken and a horse are playing together in a barnyard: Suddenly the horse falls into a pit. He yells to the chicken. “Go get the...