One Sunday morning, an old lady headed to church late. Because she couldn’t find her hearing aid. As she was late and did not want to...
Johnny’s dad told Johnny to take a shower. “I’m scared, can I take a shower with you?” Johnny said. “No, son, that would be weird,” his...
A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man...
The young couple invited their aged pastor for Sunday dinner. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they...
A little old lady went to buy cat food. She picked up three cans but was told by the clerk, “I’m sorry, but we can’t sell...
One day a lady was driving on the Highway. She frequently checked her speed gauge to make sure she stayed within the speed limit. However, when...
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting for him: “What’s the story this...
A standing outside a motel in a small town saw a 70+ -year- an old man walking past. She hasn’t had a customer for a...
At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret and that this makes it very easy...
So, there’s this yellow toad wandering around in the forest… Kind of pissed off because he doesn’t want to be yellow. Life would be easier if...