He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a...
There was a party in the woods and, all of a sudden there was a downpour of rain. Two young men ran for about 10 minutes...
Billy was excited about his first day at school. So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class started, He realized that he desperately...
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort, he reaches the top, jumps into the air waving his front legs,...
A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live...
The priest asks, “Is that you, little Joey Pagano?” “Yes, Father, it is.” “And who was the girl you were with?” “I can’t tell you, Father...
A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning. He said, “Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and...
The woman says, “I can make the boss give me the day off.” The man replies, “And how would you do that?” The woman says, “Just...
A jumbo jet is just coming into the Toronto Airport on its final approach. The pilot comes on the intercom, “This is your Captain. We’re on...
Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop…… Right away they go over to the bird section.Gerry says to Paddy, “That’s them”. The clerk comes over and...