A guy is driving around and he sees a sign in front of a house: “Talking Dog For Sale.” He rings the bell and the...
A young man goes into the public swimming pool because he wants to swim 100 meters. At the edge of the pool are sitting three...
A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk So the bartender says to another man...
An Italian, a German, and an Australian football fan were arrested in a small Arabian state when they were caught peeing on a religious building after...
This morning I was sitting on a bench next to a homeless man, I asked him how he ended up this way. He said: “Up...
One would dig a hole — he would dig, dig, dig. The other would come behind him and fill the hole — fill, fill, fill. These...
as they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, “wouldn’t a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer...
He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?!” The trembling monkey says, “You are, mighty lion!” Later,...
A mathematician found out that a pipe was leaking, so he called a plumber The plumber changed a gasket and asked for $100. “But how is...
Here I was, sitting at the bar, staring at my drink, when a large trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink, and gulps...