A beautiful young woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides that because she’s wearing a uniform, she’s probably...
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passengers had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came...
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through...
They are seated and after browsing the menu they both decide to order the soup of the day. When the waiter brings their soup the man...
A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich. The barman looks at him and says, “Hang on! You’re...
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbour of...
Jean was out walking with his grandfather in Paris. At one point, they saw a shoemaker being insulted by a customer who claimed that there was...
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades. One knight told his best friend, “My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women...
“Doctor,” the man said, “I don’t mind telling you, but I’m a little upset because my daughter has red hair she can’t possibly be mine.” “Nonsense,”...
Three old men were sitting on a bench when a reporter approached them. “I wonder if you three would be willing to do an interview and...