When Bob found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with....
A guy was limping, so his friend asked him what was wrong. He replied, “My foot bugs me sometimes It’s just an old basketball injury.” His...
A man from Texas is vacationing in Mexico, and spends his day roaming around, taking in the sights. In the evening he goes to a fancy...
The mike was driving home from a long business trip in Northern Arizona, when he saw an elderly man walking on the side of the road....
A father puts his daughter to bed. The daughter wanted to say a prayer before sleeping, so the father listened. “God bless mommy, God bless daddy,...
David received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an obscenity. Those...
A teacher asks her class if anyone can use the word fascinate in a sentence. Brian raises his hand and says, “The sky is fascinating.” The...
The doctor said, “Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very...
A businessman is hurrying home on the motorway after a hard days work when he is stopped by a policeman. “Do you know you were driving...
A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed...