Three guys are arrested in an adult book store and appear before the judge. He asks the first guy to stand: “What is your name?” he...
After a wonderful night of love making, the young guy rolled over and was looking around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on...
This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state, really bad now. Doctor: “What happened to you?” He says: “I was in...
A couple of young guys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bushes jumped the game warden! Immediately, one...
A man in Tesco’s tries to buy half a cauliflower. The very young produce assistant tells him that they sell only whole cauliflowers. The man persists...
There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish. He was saying, “Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale.” A preacher walked up and...
An old woman came into her doctor’s office and confessed to an embarrassing problem. “I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they’re soundless, and they...
The doctor and his wife were having a heated argument at breakfast. As he stormed out of the house, the man angrily yelled to his wife,...
A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of the house decided to give their butler, Jerves, the rest of the...
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his...